Loving Couple On a College Gameday

I don't know if it is delirium or excitement about our first home game tomorrow.  Either way...I wrote this, and I suppose I'm gonna share it.  Don't judge!  You know you wish you had written it yourself!  Ha!

There once was a couple so loving
There never was pushing and shoving
At least not a home
But when they did roam
To Starkville, the pushing was troubling.

You see, to tailgate is great
And saving tent space top-rate!
But, sometimes old men
Try their best to get in
To OUR spot and this we do hate.

So, tomorrow, we head down to our spot.
We'll bring yummy food and good snacks for a lot!
And when the bells ring,
Our hands start to fling
And our cowbells are so loud and hot!

When the tiger with stripes passes by
We heckle him until he starts to cry.
Don't mess with a bulldog
Just pass by with a jog
And let us enjoyment try.

The game begins with kickoff at seven.
By then, we'll feel like we're in heaven!
The players will run out
The smoke then will spout.
The Famous Maroon Band will be revin'!

Chris Relf will get first downs
While his team knocks them down with a bound!
We'll stand to our feet
And cheer on our fleet
Because our hearts race and pride does surround.

So join us at 7 in white
While we chant to "Fight! Fight! Fight!"
If you can't be there,
There's just one thing we dare
To watch it in primetime tomorrow night!
And see this loving couple cheer alright!

Go Dawgs!