
Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by
MckMama. You can head over to
her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
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I DID NOT put gorilla tape on my nice black dress pants to hold up the unravelled hem a few weeks a go! I most certainly did not! I would never use gorilla tape for weeks, washing and drying it after each wash. Surely gorilla tape isn't strong enough for that! I do not STILL have gorilla tape on my pants either! Not me!
I DID NOT watch Grey's Anatomy last week and ask my friend, after Callie said she was lonely and celebate, "How long has she known that?" This question most certainly did not send my friend into an uproar of laughter causing her to run into the other room to tell our husbands what I had just asked. I did not follow up by asking, "Oh...what is celebate?" I'm much to cool to ask such questions!
I DID NOT make my husband stop all operations of helping to cook breakfast for dinner when my phone rang only because I thought Felicia may have fixed chicken spaghetti. I would never throw away a perfectly good meal for a better offer! Not me!
I DID NOT tell my students, after our vocabulary lesson including the word stumble, that grown-ups do this late at night sometimes. I would never to such a thing! (Note: My students weren't even listening when I did not say this!)
I DID NOT ask my husband to scrub the bathrooms in exchange for me paying for dinner and a movie on Valentine's Day. I am most certainly not that old and married!
I DID NOT allow my husband to buy me an Easter dress from Anthropologie while we waited two hours to be seated at PF Chang's. I would never wait that long! And I would never buy something that nice!
I DID NOT throw toys down our long, new wood hallway just to watch my dog slide into the door multiple times. Not me!
I
DID NOT text Roan last night to tell her that I emailed her. And she surely
did not text me back to say that she emailed me back.
I
DID NOT buy a paper shredder to shred all sensitive material. I
did not do this because I
did not have someone order checks in my name and write $450 worth of checks and $300 in online charges. I am not paranoid by any means! Not me!
I
DID NOT become friends with Ridgeland police, Jackson Police, and two detectives over the last two weeks. I
do not have any reason to talk to them!
I
DID NOT wear striped socks to school today simply because my black socks weren't clean. I would never do something so crazy and "uncool!"
I AM NOT typing this during my break at school! Not me!
And, finally, today is absolutely, positively, definately NOT my husband's 27th birthday! NO WAY!
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What have you NOT done this week?